Gallas - A French Perspective

You have been writing in your one’s to ask if cousin Goonerholich would be back after commenting on our match with CSKA. Sadly he is now safely back in his dacha so I have asked my cousin Franglaise to give us his take on new boy William Gallas. Here is his unique take on our capture from across town.

‘Merci Goonerholic, tu must know that Gallas is un hero here in Goonerfontaine. It was un disappointment majeure when he left Marseille to join Chelsea in 2001. Et les batardes tight only paid £6.2 million pour him! Then what do they do? They play him in a different position every semaine, merde!.

Nous chuckled muchly when Chelsea had to give L’Arsenal our William and at least £5 million for that pudding anglaise, Cole. Nous sommes chuffed to mintballs that William has settled in quickly at Ashburton de Triomphe, while Cole is having some difficulty proving his worth dans l’oest.

We celebrated his first goal against Sheffield United, parce que nous backed him at 33-1 to be the first goalscorer. Tres bonne! Et on Sunday he ghosted into the box to score the third goal against, how you say, the Mickeys? C’est magnifique!

Je pense in Eboue (il should be francais!), Toure (il should be francais aussi!), William et Clichy (bon, il est Francais!) vous have le fastest back-line dans l’Europe. You should be very proud of them. Up the Arse!’

Well, thank you Franglaise. We are indeed extremely proud of them. Perhaps next time you will give us the low-down on Thierry Henry. That’s assuming the readers want you back!